What I do For Friends

I have a friend that is in her late 60's and a widow. She hadn't had sex since her husband died and decided that she needed something to help her have an orgasm. " I still have a few left in me before I die and I want to have a really good time while I'm waiting for the last one. One day while we were working, my precious wonder called me because I had forgotten to take out anything for dinner and he wanted to know if we were going out instead (a favorite of his) or were we eating in. My household at the time consisted of him and kootchie, a sweet piece of mistreated frailty that I acquired at a Daytona munch. I need to explain kootchie. kootchie was and probably is still a 6 ft 5 inch tall cross dresser reasonably sane and homely as sin, I found her one rainy afternoon being physically and mentally abused by her owner. For some reason it just looked like abuse not just humiliation, and I called it to the attention of the people running the munch after all it was a public, family style restaurant and although she wasn't using profanity she was really being nasty. Her previous owner didn't like the idea of someone interrupting her tirade and stated people should minding their own business cussing every step of the way as she left the restaurant stupid slut was a worthless piece of garbage and that anyone that could put up with her stupidity was welcome to her, her clothing would be on the door step and she hoped some bum took them along with the rest of her possession that would also be on the doorstep. she was in tears almost hysterical truly on the edge. We got her quiet and for some strange reason, I offered her a place to stay until she got back on her feet. Don't ask me why I did it. I am not that generous with my home and my personal space. I really wasn't interested in having a second house mate nor was I in need of another submissive. I still don't know why I offered her a temporary, but I did and I kept her from then until my precious wonder passed. found her what I think was a good home which she still is in at last conversation with her about a month ago. Ok back to my friend. I had been giving instruction to my precious wonder about what I wanted him and kootchie to wear and what to take out for dinner. I didn't know it at the time, but she had been standing behind me and listening with avid interest to the conversation. It took a few minutes to get the point across that we were eating in precious was a serious lover of going out to dinner, but that particular evening it was Friday and I didn't want to deal with the crowds at the local or Daytona places especially during Bike Fest that is pure madness and very slow going.My friend asked me if my wonder was my son and I explained to her that no he was for lack of a better word my room mate/partner. Oh he's your boyfriend she states. I have never understood why people in my age group at the time I was in my early thirties could consider a 46 year old man a "boy". So I sat her down and attempted to explain my sexual activities to her. ROFL MAO her eyes got round as two saucers and she was full of questions about who did what and what happened if this one didn't happen and all types of intriguing possibilities. Once I got her straight on my type of D/s relationship and she asked that age old question how does one woman control 2 males. And I explained to her how it was done. She popped up with the question about the local toy store. I gave her a listing of the ones I had gone to from time to time. She blushed I mean got pink and rosy in the face and with a soft whisper asked me if I would mind taking her since she knew that the police watched those types of places and she didn't want them to take down her tag number. Since I went there frequently could I take her. No problem says I when do you want to go? Next Monday was chosen as Toy Store day. She was dressed in a black trench coat big sun glasses and a big floppy hat. I need to tell you what she looked like so you get the seriousness of my laughter here. She is about 6ft tall and a few inches she weighs in the neighborhood of about 400-450 lbs and moves as fast as a graceful hippo on land. " Do you have enough of disguise?" I ask while laughing so hard I can't breath. I explain that the only thing that they are interested in is her money. She informed me she brought her credit card just in case she found something that was really expensive. I didn't have the heart to tell her that if they wanted to find her the credit card was a dead give away.So off we go to the store which is not crowded but there are a few gentlemen there a few in her age bracket and a few in mine about 10-15 late morning customers in various areas of the store. Since she wasn't sure what she wanted , I asked how big was her husband had been and was he a comfortable fit? She said she hardly knew he was in when he was. After a chocking gasp at that I suggest she try something that looked like what she might wanted. I took her over to the dildo/vibrator section of the store and left her to make her choice in peace while I went to look at some of the fetish and kinky toys which is on the second floor of the store. A few seconds later her voice booms out through the air. I found a 9 inch one that vibrates do you think that's a good choice. First all eyes turned to me then to her. I am really trying not to brain her at this point, so I go over and look it over. It's one of the monsters that is as big around as your wrist. I thought it might be a bit large and suggested one that was slightly more in the realm of possibility told her to stick to the 6-8 sizes and decide if she wanted it to vibrate or not. I went back upstairs and had picked up a few new restraints, a cock flogger, various side butt plugs, a suede flogger, 2 anal probes one vibrating the other non-vibrating and 2 cock cage for I am now shopping for 2 instead of just one. She pops up behind me and asked what are those. By this time she had acquired a following 3 of the gentlemen where aimlessly wondering near us with purchases in hand and as I explained what each item. One of them started nodding his head sagely about the use of butt plugs and the cock cages, and then interrupted with how it feels when it is used. Her eyes did the saucer routine again. Questions answered to her satisfaction she showed me her choice. It was 7.5 inches in length and about 2-3 inches in girth it had a clit tickler at the end and 3 speeds and ran on batteries. She asked how she should use it and I told her with the audience we had acquired during our conversation about the different usages of the items in the kinky section. The sales clerk I must say tolerated her pretty well even after the she tried on the latex dress. Now that was an eye opener. We made our purchases and one the gentleman that had explained to her what the cage and butt plugs felt like gave her his phone number. With some encouragement she gave him hers. He called about 2 or three days later took her to dinner and they discussed the ins and outs of a strictly sexual relationship. It was a match made in kink. She and her kinky gentlemen called me this morning to tell me that they were thinking of getting married what did I think. Knowing her they will in the not to distant future and I have the perfect wedding gift for them